Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Here I Go Again!

It is getting crazy again. I need some Xanax and right quick. I am going to slap the shit out of people and our "peak " season has not begun yet. I need to vent; so friends please indulge me.

I have these two people who are working for me who do things the way they want them done. They do not listen to me or follow the rules. They keep telling me that the manager I replaced did it this way. I was ready to say well bitches there is a new sheriff in town and she is willing to kick your fucking ass all the way to the front door. Of course I kept my cool and maintained professionalism. And one of these people pissed off one of my other staff members. I think it is time for a little aggessiveness on my part and let these people know who the fuck is in charge. We have a thing for people like this and it is called "corrective counseling." I am working 12+ hours a day 7 days a week and the last thing I need is to deal with funky attitudes. That is bullshit.

In other news, the car is running great. I recently had a CD player installed and the windshield replaced. Since I am working at least 7 days a week it is hard for me to keep appointments and get things done that I need to. I have creditors up my asshole again. Leave me the fuck alone! Well friends that is my little rant for this evening. I am going to eat have a nother beer and go to bed. Take care.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Things I Need To Survive Tax Season








Yes friends it is that time of the year again. Waiting for them W2's and a whole lot of headaches. There are many changes to the tax laws in regards to dependants to qualify for certain filing statuses. Go to irs.gov for more info. My headaches are not with actually filing my 2005 return but other shit I am forced to cope with. Below is a list of things I am going to need to survive tax season 2006.



Xanax-I am a super stress puppy. I need to relax and calm down.

Ambien-I need plenty of sleep. Fat chance in hell I am going to get it.

Budweiser-Who the fuck says you cannot do taxes while under the influence.

Rogaine-If you think the Depakote is losing my hair-wait about 3 weeks I will be pulling it out instead of combing it.

Marajuana-Will work better than the Xanax. Yippie!!!

Patience-I hope it will stop me from kicking the ever loving shit out of some dumb ass client who REALLY dererves it.

No funcky egos , attitudes or high maintainence from my staff. It is a whole diffrent ballgame now So GET OVER IT!!!


Well friends there is my list . This sleeping pill is kicking in so I must bid you all goodnight. I will post again on Sunday; it is my only day of total rest. Until then;take care everybody.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

New Car, Beer& Champange


Me Looking Pretty...NOT!!!



As promised here is my New Year post. The day started off great. I finally got a new car. A Red 2005 Dodge Neon. I like the car a lot and it drives great. The pic was taken at Charlie Holder in Henderson where I went to a Keraoke gig my brother was hosting. I had several beers and glasses of champange. I ate dinner first so I did not get drunk (just a buzz) or sick. I met a lot of really cool people and did some dancing; champange toast at midnight and then more beer.


Have been busy with my new office manager job to catch up on blogging. I am responsible for setting up my office and training my staff. Some days I am working 12+ hours a day. There are days that I do not have time to eat. Who the fuck forgets to eat? Oh well. I have not had time to do laundry, clean my house or take down my holiday decorations. I guess this will be a busy tax season indeed. I am hoping tomorrow evening I will be catching up on my blogging.

I would like to say to all my blog friends that I have not forgotten about you guys; and judging from the recent comment from Genelle (Miz E) that you all have not forgotten about me which is nice to know. Well friends it is off to bed for me. I have another training session at the office at 9am. Everybody please take care and I will catch up with you all soon.