As promised my shit list. This list is being compiled during day 4 of the insomnia marathon. It was also compiled while watching reruns of Fresh Prince and cooking shows on Food Network and under the influence of Zoloft and Depakote. These are ramblings of a bi-polar socially dysfunctional mind. A.K.A-Bitch, which is not necessarily a bad thing.
George W. Bush/Republicans-Need I say more!
Close minded people-Get your head out of your ass and join the 21st century! Stop living in denial!
Bill Collectors-Take your “company policy” and stick it up your ass! We are doing the best we can asswipes; as soon as we get our money you will get yours!
People who lay off others during the holidays-Have you had your caring bone surgically removed! I think so. Fuckers!
People who drive while holding their cell phones-Please use an earpiece.
Arrogance-Here is a reality break, yes your shit DOES stink!
Bible Beaters-These people are the biggest hypocrites of all. You all are hiding something and you don’t live in the real world. Take your high standards, callous rules, and judgments of others and stick them up you ass! According to your “beliefs” God will judge us all so shut the fuck up!
People who cannot think for themselves-Please do not be lead, form YOUR own opinions and judgments.
Organized Religion-Used as a crutch by people who do not believe in themselves. Is for people who are afraid to go to hell. I will clue you in some of us have already been there!
Nosey People-Take care of your own business and get the fuck out of everybody else’s. Does the word privacy mean anything to you? Apparently not.
Fake People-Please keep it real no matter what the cost! Tell us how you really feel. Stop living in fear and hiding behind “professionalism.”
The status quo-What, are you assholes afraid of change? Here’s a change for you, after 37 years, I finally know and accept what is wrong with me. So, bite me!
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6 comments:
*applauding fiercely* PREACH IT GIRL!!!!!!
i'm feelin ALL OF THAT!!!!
stay on the case!
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ok.. i commented the last time you had this list up regarding my cell phone use.... now, you have rephrased it... unfortunatly, i am still guily... i drive all over this town, yes YOUR town, HOLDING my cell phone... what is worse is that i am talking to Blither most of the time who is also HOLDING her cell phone while DRIVING in YOUR town... sorry Marie ;)
Miz-E thanks
Shannin-did not mean to offend anybody. Just my way of public service in OUR town. HeHe!
no way... i'm not offended at all.. just fair warning.. there are two highly medicated bipolar chicks in minivans talking on cellphones WITHOUT earpieces driving on the same exact roads you are.... BEWARE... teeheeee!!!
(to add insult to injury, we are both fairly new to town and pretty much lost a good majority of the time... so, cutting across lanes and not paying attention is also fairly common with both of us... if you'd like to shoot us both, we will likely understand ;)
I like your list and hope to discuss in person in Vegas someday. Screw em all.
hope ya dont mind if i "borrow" this from ya *smile*
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